CultureLifestyleLovePlanetRomeo What kind of lover are you? What kind of a lover are you? If you’re in love, that’s awesome, for everyone else, Valentine’s Day is a joke. It’s a fake holiday, totally fake, total loser of a holiday. It’s ridiculous. Maybe we should ban Valentine’s Day and build a wall around it. Anyway, take our quiz, ‘What kind of a lover are you?’ It a great quiz, a really, really great quiz. Everyone says so. It’s terrific. Romantic Romeo Lover You think being romantic makes your lack of sexual knowledge cute. It’s just a case of meeting Mr. Right, giving your heart to him and you both ride off into the sunset. Get Real! No one’s gonna fall for a grown man with zero experience between the sheets. You’ll spend Valentine’s Day with your mom trying to find the nerve to tell her; you have ‘the feels’ for someone else. If you do manage to dump her, then your Prince may actually be able to find you, so pucker up! #ribbit Fierce Beast Lover You’re the kind of guy who’s ‘sweet’ by day, but when the curtains are shut, you release the sex demons of hell upon any man fortunate enough to cross your path. In your world, buttons and zippers are purely decorative – you rip open shirts and jeans to get to the good sweet honey, ASAP. When you’re deep in the throes of banging, your Wolverine strength and stamina mean you and your victim/lover can bang all night. Your Valentine’s Day is going to be hot and steamy, but the next day, things are going to be pink and stingy. Total Slave Lover Lots of guys have a secret slave fantasy but you’re a slave reality . You’re the kind of lover who would do anything to make his master happy and actually find pleasure in being used. You want to tied up and beaten. When he says, ‘I want to put a bag over your head and spank you’, you say, ‘YASS’. There’s nothing you won’t do. It’s all about the boss and if it hurts, that’s love. #gimp Marriage Material Lover You, sir, are a winner at the game of life, and love. You’re funny, charming, charismatic, and, above all else, a talented lover. You look great naked, and it’s not because you go to the gym and eat rabbit food. It’s because you’re comfortable with your naked self. You love your lumps, bumps, curves and muscles. You are so desirable that you’ll have too many options on Valentine’s Day and may decide to skip the ‘neediest’ of all holidays. Your life is so perfect that you make famous skinny rich people sad and jealous. One Night In Bang Cock Lover You’re goofy, cute, in an unusual way, and hung like an elephant’s trunk. In some circles, people describe you as funny…looking. You’re great on first dates cause that’s all you ever get to experience. When you meet a guy it’s not a question of will you go to bed with him, but when? You probably stopped reading this, already, to line up your next sex date so cheers to you, you goofy, beautiful, one-night, wonder dick. #Stickitinme Frigid Bitch Lover It’s been so long since a man laid his hands on you, your virginity is coming back to bitch smack you in the butt. If someone tries to touch you, they get frostbite. You tried to masturbate once, and your body temperature dropped so low your own heart stopped. #icequeen The Perfect Lover You’re the perfect lover. You enjoy all kinds of sex, quickies, long sessions, public, private, you’ve done it all and you’re the best at it. You can be gentle and loving: you can also be fast and furious. You are so talented in all the ways and layers of love you should teach Love at University. Choose your ideal date What makes a good kiss? When making love, is it about the moves or the tools? Favorite Sexual Position Who’s your BFF? Pick you favorite kind of pig What frightens you the most?