The Wank Bank: a Guide to Self-love

The wank bank is your gallery of hot images committed to memory for private use later. Here’s a typical example, you’re at the gym and just as you enter the locker room, a hot guy’s towel falls from his waist unexpectedly and you get a sneak peek at all his gorgeous glory. You might think to yourself, “That’s going in the wank bank.”

Save it for Later

In the moment, you probably can’t do much. He’s trying to grab his towel, and you don’t know each other. But in your mind, you can take a mental photo and save it up in the ‘wank bank’ for later. When you find some alone time , you can kick back and savor his gorgeous nakedness from memory.

Fantasy Play

Many guys like to masturbate watching porn, or looking at hot pics, and that’s definitely an excellent and highly successful way of doing it. But, have you ever tried it without porn? Have you considered just using your imagination? That’s really what the wank bank is all about; using hot things you’ve seen to make your fantasy play a little more real. Below, we explore one way to experience self-love combined with wank banking.

Set the scene

Have a long shower, or if you can, take a bath. When you’re all washed and ready, turn up the heating, light some candles, play your favorite smooth tunes and chill out on the sofa, or in bed. Remember to put your phone and laptop in another room; this is just you-time. If you aren’t naked already, get naked. Now get into a comfortable position and activate that wank bank – let your mind conjure up sexy memories from the past and those unexpected hot sightings at the gym. Get yourself in the mood, but don’t just go for broke and bang one out. This is not a race. This is a date with you, and you have the luxury of taking your time.

Self-touch

Wanking is not just about the dick. It’s about enjoining your entire body and your mind. Use your hands to explore your face, touch your temples and your nose, feel your lips with your fingertips. Lips can be a very sensual, and a part of your body that you may not have touched sexually before. Massage your entire body this way; gentle, sensual, self-touch.

Many Ways to do it

Are you a quick fix guy? Do you wank all the time? Do you only do it on Sundays? Are you a misery wank guy, or a posh wank dude? There are many ways to do it. Try to think about how you can make today’s wank more memorable or satisfying. (Wank terms explained at the end.)

Mix it up

Think about the way you usually masturbate. Do you always do it lying down? If so, stand up, or do it on all fours, maybe try sitting in a chair in front of the mirror. Explore your body, stir up those sexy memories, stroke your dick and balls, work up an erection and mix it up, going from lying down, to on all fours, and standing. Be gentle, be loving and then go to a firmer grip and a more aggressive stroke and then back to gentle.

Prostate Play

Move on from your cock and balls and run your hands over your hips and around to your butt cheeks. Touch your anus and tickle your hole. Wake it up with a lot of slow and gentle teasing and touching. Maybe slide a lubey finger in and go for your g-spot.

Edging

If you feel you are coming close to climax, back off and let things settle down. Then work back up to near climax and back off again. This is called edging, and it’s literally playing chicken with your orgasm. You can edge for hours, or a few minutes. It’s a great way to build stamina and control. When you finally do allow yourself to climax, it’s gonna feel all the more satisfying.

After play

OK, so you’ve spent time loving yourself and exploring your body. You’ve accessed the wank bank and blown your load. What’s next? Some guys just clean it up and carry on like nothing happened. After play is almost always overlooked, or skipped. Not today buddy. Shoot your load and let that orgasm flow over you. Continue to touch your body, visit your nipples again, stroke your face, tickle your taint. Love yourself. Hold yourself. For those who love the taste, eat your sperm. For those who are uncomfortable with it, wipe it up, but keep on holding and touching yourself. And for those who love to wallow in the glory, let that pearly creamy goodness stick to your body for a while.

Being a better lover

Exploring our bodies is not something everyone makes time for, and not something we do often enough. The more you know and love your body, the better a lover you could be with someone else. You can tell them what to touch and where to focus, to help you reach new heights of satisfaction.

Useful Sex Terms

Quick Fix: A quick wank with little emotional reward, a purely physical act to release a load and tension.

A load: Ejaculated sperm or cum is known as a load.

Quickie: A swift sex act, usually when two people have sex quickly, but could also be a quick wank.

Wank: A British English term for masturbating.

Jerking off: An American English term for masturbating.

Wank bank: A personal gallery of hot images committed to memory for private use later.

Misery wank: When the physical need to wank is greater than the personal desire; usually occurring at inopportune moments such as just after a funeral, or a family visit to grandma. A regular wank can turn into a misery wank when people you don’t want to fantasize about enter your imagination, such as Teresa May.

Posh Wank: When you wear a sock over your cock or a silk, satin or latex glove while wanking.

Taint: This is the area of skin between the anus and balls, AKA perineum, guiche, disco pad or landing pad. It’s a pleasure zone for many men.

Photo Credits

These images are from Himeros.tv, the adult entertainment site created and developed by Davey Wavey.

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