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Leo – Hear Me Roar

Taurus, are you ready? It’s your moon and your time to dance in the candlelight. Our resident clairvoyant, Krystella, has consulted the pages of old books, the entire interweb and of course the magnetic pulse of the universe to bring you this month’s homoscopes.

 Krystella’s Homoscopes

 Taurus – A Beautiful Beast

Taurus, are you ready? It’s your moon and your time to dance in the candlelight. Our resident clairvoyant, Krystella, has consulted the pages of old books, the entire interweb and of course the magnetic pulse of the universe to bring you this month’s homoscopes.

Famous & Taurus

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Taurus

 

Element: Earth

Ruling Planet: Venus

Erogenous Zone: Throat & Neck

Best Traits: Dependable, Persistent, Loyal

Worst Traits: Stubborn, Lazy, Possessive

 

Taurus

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Hey and Howdy to all you Man Bulls,

I had a Taurus man. He liked it good. Good food, good sex, good music. He always wanted to be surrounded by everything he loved. And for a while, I was an ideal partner. I gave him a certain kind of security. He responded best to old-fashioned romance – dinner dates, roses, and candles. But once you get them between the sheets, you’ll find a lover who knows everything about body worship. So, if you like men to service you from head to toe, inside and out, you might want to ride Mr. Bull. He puts love on a high pedestal because it means something to him. He even believes in love at first sight, and the concept of ‘The One.’

Plan, Structure & Success

Taurus men prefer (must) do things their way, using their criteria and without interference. That means give him the ball and let him run. He’ll always come up with great plans. Mr. Bull considers everything thoroughly before he starts doing something and never acts blindly. So, no matter what they plan to do, the chances of success are always very high. They’re very practical, not over-optimistic or self-righteous and always deal with people using a healthy, heaping pile of pragmatism.

Ever Careful Bull

A Taurus born man considers the material aspects and rewards on all projects, and he is always working on one of two types of projects: profitable or potentially profitable. I know it sounds like they are careful to a fault, but have you ever seen what a bull can do to a porcelain shop? Let him plan so that he won’t charge.

Exit Strategy

At the same time, his weaknesses appear to be not understanding the contingency and his crisis management capacity is in short supply. However, you must tell him to consider an exit strategy, and then he’ll have one ready before he even begins. Taurus men are notoriously consistent. Some may even say he’s boring. Consistency has its high and low points. He’ll even make plans to be spontaneous!

Strong Headed But Loyal

Come hell or high water he sticks to his beliefs. Even if he seems to nod and agree to your different point of view, it doesn’t mean he’s going to adapt to the environment, change his concept or alter his principle. So Taurus must learn how to communicate well and interact with others to avoid (causing his partner) unnecessary stress. They repeat daily patterns ad infinitum. Yet, they’re rarely fickle, allowing their partner to take on a more fluid role. Their comfortable connection to the way the world works blesses the long-term stability of your love relationship. Choosing a Taurus man as a partner will lead to a life of practicality.

Conclusion

Breathe deeply and call on your goddess of patience and wisdom when you deal with Mr. Taurus. You’re embarking on a potential partnership with a force of nature. You can completely rely on your man to keep his composure. When he modifies his usual routine, you’ll know things have changed. I have seen them suddenly become the life of the party and take control of an entire gaggle of gagging guys, playing on their envy and desire, and then just as quickly lose control when they don’t have a plan. Bulls can jump high and feel the clouds tickling their toes as long as they know (exactly) where the ground is and when they will land.

Kiss-Kiss,

Krystella, The Fortune Tella’

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Sign Compatibility

 

Move-In Material – Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn

Booty Buddy Chemistry – Scorpio, Pisces   

Beware of Trainwreck– Gemini, Libra, Aquarius

Best Bros Forever – Aries, Taurus, Leo, Sagittarius

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