December 20182 min read Are you gayer than Christmas? </p> <section> <h2>Are you Gayer than Christmas?</h2> <div>Christmas, possibly the gayest time of year, trees get dressed in balls & glowing lights, homes get decked in tinsel & glitter, wine gets hot & spicy and bells come out. The question is, are you gayer than the gayest of all holidays? Take our super accurate quiz to find out.</div> </section> <section> <h2>The Gayest Kween of Christmas</h2> <div>Girl, you got it going on, you’re so gay you make Elton John look straight. When you pass a campsite, the tents turn pink and line up. RuPaul takes weave tips from you. Liza Minnelli has you on speed dial when she needs to spill the T. If you got any gayer they’d name Christmas after you, you filthy merry Homo.</div> </section> <section> <h3>Sugar Free Fairy</h3> <div>You are super gay but you ain’t as ‘Gay as Christmas’. You light up the room at every party, and you can drink like a pirate. Despite drinking liters of mulled wine each night, you wake up flawless every morning. Your hair is incredible – INCREDIBLE. You always buy the best gifts (expensive ones). You glide across every dancefloor effortlessly, and all the reindeer follow you home. Happy Homo Holidays to you, you excellent Gay!</div> </section> <section> <h3>Daddy Christmas</h3> <div>You are pretty gay, but not nearly as ‘Gay as Christmas’. You spend the holidays happily bopping along to the festive tunes; you might even wear a pair of light-up antlers to indulge in Christmas merriment, but you don’t need Christmas to be happy. Turkey dinner and mince pies or chicken curry and a doughnut, both sound like Christmas dinner to you. Happy Holidays Daddy Santa or you know, whatever. Xx</div> </section> <section> <h3>Grinchy Kween</h3> <div>You are the opposite of Christmas and may not even be gay. When people wish you a Merry Christmas, you scream something about ‘better things to be doing’ and suck on your bottle of chilled rosé. Someone gave you a gift once, and you asked how much money they were after. Bah Humbug to you. (If you need a hug, we’re here for you.)</div> </section> <section> <h2>Pick a Christmas tree</h2> </section> <section> <h3>Pick your lights</h3> </section> <section> <h3>Favorite Dessert</h3> </section> <section> <h3>Pick your favorite gift</h3> </section> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> Gay? Bi? Curious? Try our App! Getting Inked Up! #tattoo TRAVEL Feature Now in the App!
